quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

1. dont have a crush

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t